Just got home from a trip and found that our house had been broken into. Not much taken; the sheriff said that it's probably local meth-heads. And 5 neighbors in this 40-house subdivision have been hit within the last 6 months... Fortunately, nothing taken that isn't easily replaceable, although this will of course give Allstate an excuse for raising our rates.
Update: John F., don't worry! The sheriff caught the perps and they think they have recovered all the stolen property from all the places the losers hit.